went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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