I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
