Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just threw up on my dentist
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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