school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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