I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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