Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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