just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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