i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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