So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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