D3 body, D1 cock
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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