you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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