Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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