How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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