it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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