My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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