remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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