pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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