We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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