By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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