Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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