Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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