A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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