Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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