carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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