the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
