ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
