he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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