hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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