break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Randomize
