So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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