Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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