Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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