? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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