Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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