i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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