I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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