some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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