Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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