Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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