I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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