last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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