How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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