i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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