So drunk its hurt
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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