Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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