giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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