I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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