I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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