once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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