Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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