I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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